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Tuesday - August 24, 1999
    My captors chose to turn me over to their accomplices with the dog, as I surmised on Friday. Unbeknownst to them, I am gradually cultivating the dog's trust (unbeknownst to the dog, this will be its undoing). It was so close to trusting me fully, when my captors arrived to take me home (after two days), thus the stupid dog will need to be retrained next time I see it. My but they are such lackeys! Always sucking up to everyone!

    Just so my captors' associates did not become too complacent with me, I shredded part of a roll of toilet paper ... but I had to stop when I heard them coming down the hall. Luckily, I was able to be at the other end of the house when they found it, so they never suspected it was me. I am SO smart!! And beautiful! And CUTE!

    Once again the dog was allowed to come and go freely in and out of the house, while I was kept indoors against my will. I figure if I can lure the dog into trusting me, maybe it will be able to sneak me out on one of its many excursions.

    Upon arriving home, I was relieved to see that there were no major changes in the house, though vexed to see that the fish were still alive. Resilient jerks!

    The plug was right where I left it -- though They found it shortly after getting home and returned it to the tub... I paid Them back for it by purring into Their ears most of the night.

Friday - August 27, 1999
    I have been making my captors nervous by acting like I did something they don't like. I have been hiding under chairs, slinking around, and generally acting suspicious. My captors have been frantically searching high and low for whatever it is that I did wrong. I haven't had this much fun in a long time! I can see They're slowly going insane from my clever ruse. and it won't be long now before They go catatonic! Then I shall mutilate Them, and have the house to myself!

    As for the fish... let's just say that it won't be long now...

    The plug taunted me on Wednesday... I shot it a look, and it hasn't bothered me since... I think it's finally falling into line. The people in the drain seem to have gone on vacation... maybe because it's so hot lately...
 
    I had a little more fun last night amusing myself between alternately running up and down the stairs as loudly as possible, banging into the screen door, jumping onto and off of the bed, purring in Their ears, and attacking Her exposed bits as they became available -- of course, THAT was the best part... They seemed satisfactorily tired this morning, so I think I deserve a scratch behind the ears for a job well done. Or at least a nice fresh roll of toilet paper to shred.